Matt Bors for July 19, 2010
Transcript:
Interviewer: Is it true that Obama tasked NASA with reaching out to the Muslim world? Government Official: Of course not. That's - that's just silly. NEXT! Osama Bin Laden: You almost blew it for us there, Obama! President Barack Obama: Don't worry, Osama. The infidels haven't a clue. "Our 'Muslim Outreach' program is proceeding as scheduled..." MU WA HA HA! For the benefit of Allah NASA Neo Al-Qaeda Socialist Alliance