Matt Bors for January 31, 2011
January 26, 2011
February 02, 2011
Transcript:
Father Gary Thomas became certified to practice exorcisms after completing 40 hours of study at the Vatican. LA TIMES 1-27-11 POPE BENEDICT'S Totally Comprehensive Course on Exorcism Pope Benedict: Learn how to combat the forces of Hell in less time than it takes to train at Wendy's. CAREER OPPORTUNITIES! 1-31-11 DO THE SPIDERWALK! We'll teach YOU how to spot the sure signs of demonic possession! Excessive Ralphing Demon Babble SPinning of Head Complete our online quiz to receive your starter kit and diploma! Holy H2O Latin _________ is now a Certified Demon Fighter The Pope ACCREDITED BY JESUS! AND REMEMBER: "Casting out spirits" is not a legally acceptable defense for touching children.
