Matt Bors for March 16, 2011
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Transcript:
Obama announced he will hold Gitmo detainees indefinitely for crimes they MAY commit in the future. President Barack Obama: They hate us so much for imprisoning them that we can't release them from prison. At that rate, why release anyone from prison? Judge: 30 days for drunk driving and LIFE for probably doing it again. We need a DEPT. OF PRE-CRIME to crack down on all future felons. Police Officer: In a moment I'll shoot you to death for jaywalking - so I'm arresting us both NOW! And since pre-crime itself is illegal, Obama can start there. President Barack Obama: KEEP ME AWAY FROM THE CONSTITUTION!
