Matt Bors for April 27, 2011
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A photograph published in the New York Times on April 20, 2011, showing Obama with his mother in Hawaii. ALLEGEDLY! SO-CALLED! RELEASE THE LONG-FORM KODAK NEGATIVES! Internet Video: A pirate of Somali origin, Captain Arugula Hussein Obama was able to grow an evil twirly 'stache by age three. His bionic eye covered with a patch, he poses with a white slave woman as he plots his next plunder: AMERICA. THE APPRENTICE LIBERTY