Matt Bors for May 09, 2012

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The Bin Laden Memos I've been thinking about changing our name. "Al-Qaeda" brand terror has higher negatives than the Batman & Robin movie. Not sure where we went wrong. Oh, also? Social services. We can provide things that people need and they'll totally like us? YES. Think Hamas. Think France. Think America before Reagan. (peace to be upon him.) Thoughts? Soooo...been thinking about a few new names. - Food Plus Bombs - Electric Camel Spiders (quirky!) - The Colbert Report (confusing!) I'll bounce them off the wives. Get at me. Hey guys. Haven't heard back from you... This re-branding is going to save us. Worked well for the mercenaries at Blackwater and Great Satan's Dept. of War, now called Defense. (ha!) Well, you know where to find me...