Matt Bors for July 11, 2012
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Transcript:
A new report shows Mitt Romney has millions in offshore holdings in Bermuda, the Cayman Islands, and a secret volcano lair with his face carved on it. The campaign insists nothing improper is afoot. Mitt Romney: I've met all disclosure requirements. It is not ILLEGAL to have a volcano lair. Critics say using an army of henchman to guard your gold is a sign of having something to hide. Henchman: "Henchmen" is a media term. Henchman #2: We're strategic villainy partners. Mitt Romney: I'll release my volcano lair records when the time is right... Typically it's in the third act, when the grand scheme is unveiled.
