Matt Bors for November 21, 2012

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Their employees will soon have health care and they're not going to take it anymore. BUTTHURT CEOs of America Papa Johns may add a whopping 14% to each pizza to cover Obamacare. Papa John: I may even charge MORE and make non-crappy pizzas! So THERE! Red Lobster and Olive Garden will cut employees' hours to just under 30 so they don't qualify. Woman: Thanks Obama! Or...mean white dude running this company. And poor Hostess could go under due to "labor costs." Man: This is a horrible day for diabetes. And *sniff* my rather obscene salary. R.I.P. TASTY TREATS