Matt Bors for January 11, 2013
Transcript:
Barack Obama: I've got to figure a way out of this debt ceiling debacle. Adviser: Three practical solutions. One: swap John Boehner's mind with that of Spider-man's. Two: mint a magic million dollar coin. Three: release the Kraken. Some very respected economists are saying any one of these will maybe stave off an economic apocalypse. Barack Obama: And they are... legal? Adviser: You're the president. Fun is nine-tenths of the law.