Matt Bors for January 23, 2013
Transcript:
Harry: Hey, Law-Abiders, it's time to talk gun safety with me... Harry Hollow-Point. Five people were accidentally shot at gun shows on "Gun Appreciation Day." Boy: Ow! Harry: Sad! Now, I might be a talking bullet designed to expand upon impact for massive tissue damage and blood loss, buuuut... I say the solution is more guns. Festoon your whole body. Man: I'll take it! Harry: Alert! Alert! The pinnacle of safety has been reached! Harry Hollow-Point