Matt Bors for May 01, 2013
April 24, 2013
May 06, 2013
Transcript:
A message from The United Nations. Dear Assad, we have come to believe you are killing your citizens in a manner we find alarming. This pile here? Did you kill these folds with chemical weapons? Please take a moment to review the internationally accepted methods of murdering people. Bullets? Yes. Bombs? Normal. Of go old school! If you do not comply, you can expect to receive a condemnation letter on our official stationery. We appreciate your prompt attention to this matter.
