Matt Bors for July 03, 2013
June 28, 2013
July 04, 2013
Transcript:
Man: Welcome to the NEW TALIBAN EMBASSY in Qatar! Where we have adopted the most savage tactic of the infidels: international diplomacy! "Our training camps are churning out waves of ruthless ambassadors." Man: Shake their hand, smile. Lie through your teeth! "No corner of Earth will be safe from our Jihadists using the most inane bureaucratic buzzwords." Man #2: Moving forward. Strategic partnership. Shared goals. Man: We will wage bilateral negotiations on you for TEN GENERATIONS! Oh yeah. We can sink to your level. TALIBAN
