Matt Bors for September 25, 2013

Transcript:

Every week seems to bring a fresh new scandal from the N.S.A. Man: So they cyberstalk ladies and spy on our allies... I'm still on board. Go team! PRISM! We now learn the N.S.A. director used to work in a spy center souped up like the starship Enterprise. N.S.A. Director: We've been monitoring everyone's texts - FOR SAFETY. Question: what is "twerking"? One of these days, Glenn Greenwald is going to drop THE bombshell. Glenn Greenwald: The N.S.A. imprisoned us in a matrix in 1999. We dream this false world from our sleep pods. Leaked documents reveal. All perfectly legal, of course. President Barack Obama: Look, we had this debate in '99. You supported the Memory Implant Act.