Matt Bors for September 18, 2013

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Egypt's coup transition government is going to do some democracy really, really soon. THEY PROMISE. Soldier: Just as soon as we clear out these crazy ISLAMISTS. Problem though: they are now defining journalists and labor activists as "Islamists." Journalist: Ah, yes. The ancient Islamic practice of reporting the news. PSSH At this rate, nearly everyone will be an Islamist soon... Islamic Man #1: We were Islamist before it was cool. The Muslim Hipsterhood Especially those who don't believe in democracy. Islamist Man #2: Oh no - we're Islamists! Islamist Man #3: DOWN WITH US IMMEDIATELY!