Matt Bors for June 25, 2014
June 24, 2014
July 02, 2014
Transcript:
New threat to 'Merica: migrant children coming here alone. Border patrol has arrested hundreds under the age of two. Border Patrolman: Sure they're cute. Until they take YOUR baby's job. If you see a suspicious baby, ask to see its papers or call immigration. Sent by parents to escape violence and crushing poverty? Or cartel mule with a diaper full of cocaine? We've got to stop these babies before they HAVE BETTER LIVES. Border Patrolman: They don't even speak English! Border Patrolman: Granted, they can't speak ANY language yet. But still. RUDE.
