Matt Bors for July 22, 2014
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Hobby Lobby soon grew tired of fundamentalist Christianity and began to dabble. Hobby Lobby: Tried Scientology for a bit. Doing a tantra workshop on Friday. Eventually it settled on an obscure matriarchal cult. Man #1: Uh, Hobby Lobby says all males are now DEMOTED. Man #2: "All hail the goddess." HL Some of their religious practices were not exactly science-based... Man #3: W-what about MY rights?! But they WERE protected. Woman: Hey, if you don't like the fertility sacrifice, find another job!