Matt Bors for November 18, 2014

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Bold: the Ku Klux Klan is opening up membership to blacks and gays. Young African-American Man: So great - sign me up! Mustached African-American Man: Line forms behind me, pal. This could be the biggest pivot in the history of failing brands. Ku Klux Klansman: We're not a "hate broup." We're a - a PLATFORM for mean-forward hooded engagement! Good. I like it. Go broad. Make good web content. Capture millenials. Young White Man: The Imperial Wizard just followed me on Twitter... And, heh, he's pretty funny, actually! Go broader still, have mass appeal. Something timeless. Racist White Man: Well, we DO still totally loathe immigrants.