Matt Bors for May 19, 2015
May 12, 2015
May 26, 2015
Transcript:
News Anchor: TONIGHT! White on white gang crime. Do bikers lack family values? Or is heavy metal to blame? WACO BRAWL News Anchor: "Now, I know. MOST pot-bellied white men with three-foot beards are harmless home brewers, but we SHOULD stop and frisk them all to be certain." News Anchor: "But why dress like that? Why wear chaps unless you want the Bandidos to stab you in the face over meth?" News Anchor: It's THUG-ATTIRE! You want respect, wear something normal. Like a hoodie.
