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Matt Bors for September 01, 2015
Transcript:
News Anchor: The stock market is crashing! Don't panic but all money is probably worthless. News Anchor: Wait - it's recovered already! America is strong! News Anchor: No, it's down. It's over. This country is over. News Anchor: China owns everything! News Anchor: Or do they? The DOW closes up! WHUMP News Anchor: This system makes sense.