Matt Bors for March 02, 2016

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News Anchor: This election is underway! Time to pontificate in an authoritative tone. Panelists? Sunday Takes Female Panelist: I'd like to establish all views outside my own as unrealistic and irresponsible. Male Panelist: Same, but with a bunch of data that reveals nothing at all. News Anchor: Guy who is wrong about every election and yet remains gainfully employed talking about them, your thoughts? Old Man: I haven't spoken to a regular American in 30 years. News Anchor: An impressive career! You're basically my god.