Matt Bors for April 20, 2016
Transcript:
Man: ...and it was, like, so bae I literally died. Woman: heh, olds. Man: Wait, is BAE not a thing anymore? What are the new words? What do teens say? Man: Give me the slang! It serves as my mask, projecting youthful detachment while obscuring my slide into irrelevancy and death! Woman: "It me." We say it me now. Man: Right. IT ME. The very cool and chill guy.