Matt Bors for June 22, 2016
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An animal has attacked a child. It is very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online. Man: This is about...ME! Hastily gather key facts to formulate your hot take. - Child dead or alive? - Race and socioeconomic status of family - Did animal have a cool name? You may now determine how to show your ass online. INSANELY RACIST EXTREMELY WOKE PARENTING SCREED FULL PETA Haters and losers will be out in full force. You know what to do. Woman: Maybe you should delete tha - Man: I will now double down!