Matt Bors for January 20, 2017

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So we're really doing this. President Trump. Wowee. We elected a man who, among other things, maybe did pee stuff in Russia? Donald Trump: You're a ten. You're a nine. Urinate. Corruption will be rampant. Conflicts of interest, the everyday norm for a guy who, we wonder, is into pee. Man. Huge bribe here. Just one question: this pee tape real? Obamacare will be dismantled, millions will be desperate for coverage and also to know, definitively, if their president likes golden showers. Patient: Give it to me straight, doc! You think he did it?? I just hope those in power will stand up to him when things get real. Military Officer #1: Pee Boy says launch the nukes. Military Officer #2: LOL. Gonna do it though.