Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for January 11, 2025

1. Pre-shot routine: buy heavy put; add to shot for shot put competition.

2. Wait for golfers to clear out of tavern, then see what bottled beer is top shelf in the cooler.

3. Don’t drive on shoulders; putting on shoulders is allowed.

Firing squad check list.

In my lifetime, I’ve probably sunk more shots of tequila than putts … it’s why I don’t play golf.

Charlie Sheen’ doing shots…

When it comes to tequila shots I defer to Chevy Chase’s tutorial in “Caddyshack”.

Yes – a routine that’s already been shot!

Everyone’s got a routine they go through just to chase a silly ball all over the green! What ever floats your boat….

Bravo!

It’s actually the phrase o’ the day, not word.

wipe the area with an alcohol pad? (never did understand why they do that before the lethal injection)