Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 24, 2018

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    Jeff0811  over 6 years ago

    “Experts say you’d have to drink 80 to 100 cups of coffee in quick succession, which equals about 6 gallons (23 liters) of coffee, or 10 to 13 grams of pure caffeine. And even if you could drink that much coffee, the excessive amount of water trapped in your body would kill you first”

    Give me 6 Grandés.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago

    You will vibrate out of the building and begin bouncing around at random long before reaching the limit.

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    Ontman  over 6 years ago

    The sky’s the limit.

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    DanFlak  over 6 years ago

    My Colombian drug of choice.

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    Doctor Toon  over 6 years ago

    My nuclear Coffee is legal, but I do have ethical reservations about allowing just anybody to drink it

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    sandpiper  over 6 years ago

    His mental processes will resemble a thousand ping pong balls in a tornado – you might call it a slight lack of focus.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 6 years ago

    She called him a “drip” and he went away.

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    PO' DAWG  over 6 years ago

    Enough to make you run to the restroom.

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    cosman  over 6 years ago

    ‘How much you NEEED..?’

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