Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 31, 2018

…and while they saunter three abreast, oblivious to other humans, must it be on the sidewalk or aisle in from of me? I usually just say “Beep-Beep” to drive them aside.

They might have but just aren’t that interested in getting there. It’s the trip that’s fun

And they are on their phone, walking into traffic without looking up.

Well, that’s your problem—walking where there are other people.

One more thing @hfergus, they’re doing us the kindness of removing themselves from the gene pool.

Stumbling towards Starbucks for a pumpkin spice latte?

I always get into the line with the most incompetent and indifferent checker.

I have turned into that guy who does the grocery shopping and I move the carts out of the way myself. Then they say “sorry” and I just look at them and say “No, you are not”. And walk away.

… and all day to get there

Walking or driving, it’s pretty much the same wirh those in front.