Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 05, 2019

It does make the younger one look more mature.

Grey hairs have to be earned.

I can see stores carrying “Rich Auburn” or “Silky Highlights”, however I have never seen “Grandma Gray” hair coloring in stores. Of course I don’t pay that much attention, the “Just for Men” is in a different aisle.

“No, I got mine from my kids.”

My wife does not dye her hair. It is a silvery-gray and everyone likes it: including me.

My wife insists that I wear my beard; it’s the only place I have gray hair although I am finally getting some “snow on the roof.”

I’m not hauling down the ensign without a battle. Gimme that bottle of light auburn, and be quick about it.

I’m a seasoned senior citizen. In church one Sunday, I noticed that an eight year old girl had a new hairdo. I approached her, and told her I really liked her hair. “Thank you,” she replied, demurely. “I like your hair, too. The colour is very fashionable”.

I got my first gray hairs at 13. I can’t remember what it was like to have dark hair anymore.

I’m almost 70 and my dirty blonde hair refuses to go gray. So tired of dying.

I had no idea that young women were dying their hair gray until my daughter told me about it the other day. What in the world is wrong with these youngsters! Hahahaha!!!!