Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for June 11, 2020

Well, there’s not much else to see…

Your irises are alluring; your lashes captivating; your lids are flirtatious; your pupils are so…so…

Unfortunately, nothing can be said about her smile.

Gee, and I shaved extra close this morning.

Looking at the positive helps.

I stopped for milk yesterday at a convenience store and the guy ahead of me was wearing a paper bag over his head with a face drawn on it, and two holes for his eyes. I was hoping he wasn’t about to pull a gun.

Stir up trouble.

Actually, you do pay attention to what you can see.

Well your mask hides your horrendous breath.

Finding out these days that lots of people with rather undistinguished features have remarkably nice eyes.