Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 26, 2022

NICE ‘SHOT’…Keep up the good work kids. We’re pulling for you,

What’s more, she didn’t even study.

I know a guy who failed a blood test…for real.

New slogan for school bulletin boards. Wearing your mask protects you and your friends.

False negatives.

i lived in Germany at the end of the 80’s and as a result, they STILL will not take blood donations from me. The reason was the infinitesimally small chance that I could have prions from eating meat the might possibly be imported from Great Britain during the great prion scare of that time. In spite of the fact that prions present as Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease within a range from one to eleven years. I think I made it…

Smart kids!

Very confusing phraseology – check usually means “positive”.

Speaking of tests, any bets on how long it’s going to take for USPS to deliver those free tests? I’m betting it’ll be sometime after the pandemic is over!

So you tested positive, that’s not good unless you’re in a red state. Gotta get herd immunity.

I’ve been studying for a month to take a urine test.

Move on Stahler

Umm …