Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 10, 2022

If it’s a generic all-addressee letter, keep it short and kinda vague. Most of what you relate will mean nothing to most of them and the rest will confuse the other half.

Nope, that’s TMI

Height, weight and color of eyes only.

Don’t forget Passwords, Social Security Numbers & Date of Births… “Merry Christmas!” (Oh wait, am I allowed to say that ??)

Sure, why not

No.

don’t forget the blood pressure numbers!

No joke! A friend actually does that – and includes the X-rays.

Ugh! Too much information!

Keep achievements to a minimum.

How about …NO!

Nah, put it on Facebook.

Don’t forget the link to the colonoscopy video.

Organ recital

Christmas Letter??? CHRISTMAS LETTET!!! We don’t need no Christmas Letters, we got social media. If you can’t say it in 280 characters then we ain’t got no time to read it.

Don’t forget to mention that tag on your butt.

Only if they were administered by your doctor son at the insistence of your lawyer daughter and that they came back showing you to be 25 years younger than your actual age.

I festive picture of that ‘thing’ growing on the back of your left leg would be nice. Photoshop a nice frame and maybe some snow animation to really put them in the spirit of the season.