Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 17, 2024

Fill your wine glass with water and use it as a magnifying glass.

I have to remember to take my reading glasses with me.

Yes….and please don’t tell me to scan the QR code!

That would be nice.

I don’t have a problem with small text. The problem I have is with poor contrast, so in restaurants I need glasses because the lighting is usually too low to read it properly. Turn the lights on properly and I’d be fine.

I can really relate to this and I also love closed caption on TV so I can know what they are talking about

One time at a restaurant I realized that i’d forgotten my ‘readers’ – luckily my wife was there to read the menu to me.

We’re here for the early bird specials.

Why is this funny?

And there you have it……

“Is the dinner menu available at 3? Do you have a plate sharing charge?”

I thought that said 2 senators.

They’re the big, bold type.

…and a table with sufficient illumination, please

Some restaurants let seniors order from the child’s menu which is nice as the serving size is smaller.