Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for May 21, 2024

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    a sage  6 months ago

    It’ll still hurt.

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    dflak  6 months ago

    I get all my exercising done before I wake up.

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    Captain Bars  6 months ago

    Sorry, mama. Doesn’t work that way.

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    desvarzil  6 months ago

    Light starch, please.

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    There’s thin and in shape and then there’s just thin.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    I wish that were feasible.

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    christelisbetty  6 months ago

    That would be great for standing in lines, or the hours spent in waiting rooms.

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    Dani Rice  6 months ago

    Somebody said she’d gotten her figure back after the birth of her baby. “I was hoping I’d get somebody else’s.”

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    Some people think drugs work that way.

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    Sure you want to leave it there with a bunch of jocks?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  6 months ago

    Moderately ambitious.

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