Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 06, 2024

Can’t say as I blame you.

Oh God! He is going to try to clean our window!

I bet that’s happened a lot over the generations. It’s a wise spacer who can interpret the signs from TV broadcasts, especially those in the next 8 weeks.

Wasn’t this just in another toon the other day?

Take a drive through east Oakland.

You’re looking at the bad side of the planet, hang around for 12 hours and you will see the better side

It’ll look a lot better when we’re gone in a hundred years or so.

We are supposed to meet somewhere with a big 51 on it.

Don’t worry; it’s mostly harmless.

just step on it!

“ I’d rather go to Uranus.”

Save the Earth! It is the only planet with Chocolate!

That’s obviously not Earth.

A body could get probed down there.

“Hey, Mistah! Watch yer car for ten dollahs! I make sure no one does nuthin’ to it!”

Admittedly, it’s a sketchy neighborhood.