Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 01, 2025

If he’s still awake, it doesn’t.

This is what they mean by exhaustive product testing.

Would you care to join me?

Is that spring still poking you in your back? Then it isn’t working.

Why are cartoon wives so upset when their cartoon husbands take a nap on the couch? Why???

And does it still work?

That reminds me; I haven’t checked mine in a while. Later today.

And his eyelids for leaks

To a standing wife, relaxing like that looks like indolence. She needs her own sofa.

Furniture is technology, so he is a tech worker.

Just making sure it doesn’t fly away.

Thanks Jeff, I’m going to use that.

Sounds good to me.