Monty by Jim Meddick for October 30, 2011
Transcript:
Buhuhhhhh... What's with you? Whenever I'm at a costume party, it invariably reminds me of Edgar Allen Poe's classic tale: The Masque of Red Death. A group of people seal themselves in a castle to avoid a plague... And to pass the time they throw a masquerade ball... Zzz Everything goes fine until, at the stroke of midnight, a stranger appears trust as the masque of red death! Eventually the stranger is confronted, unmasked and only emptiness revealed. Then everyone dies an agonizing, bloodied death!... Well, looks like you can relax now... It's already midnight and so far there's no sign of... Gasp. Gasp You. Me? Yeah you drive a Kia's Sportage '02, right? You left your lights on.
LLABDDO about 13 years ago
I think Monty may have soiled himself.
x_Tech about 13 years ago
Monty should know better than to wear a Red tunic.
tattooedcyberidiot about 13 years ago
Is that Brad in panel 1 or a guy in a Brad costume?
Ottodesu about 13 years ago
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!And when I read it all again, I noticed Pilsener.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Monty is at the party as Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard, Moondog is at the party as a pirate (with the assistance of Pilsner, sort of), and Brad is the party as Brad the zombie. Love the Red Death costume!
JamesMcW about 13 years ago
Love it!!
Proginoskes about 13 years ago
Too bad Monty wasn’t dressed up as Riker … Then we could say “Number 1 did a Number 2 in his pants.”
billyruffian about 13 years ago
Ay-Yeeee!!
GypsyWoman about 13 years ago
I love how Pilsner is falling asleep in panels 3, 4, 5 during Monty’s story. The “Snirt” is panel 4 is a classic.
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
Picard wearing glasses? Must be a costume.
Cornelius Robinson Premium Member about 13 years ago
I like Red Death’s costume hands.
iced tea about 13 years ago
Pilsner says it all-SNORT!!!
lohaces about 13 years ago
When my grandmother was a young girl her father was a plantation supervisor in the Arkansas Delta. One of the old workers died, and there was a wake in his shack that night. My great-grandfather went to pay his respects, and as everyone was gathered inside in the dark, the door creaked open and the silhouette of a person could be seen. A deep, slow voice said, “I am the Devil, and I have come for this man.” People screamed and jumped out of the window until my great-grandfather and this “devil” were the only ones left. It turned out to be a prank by another worker; he had to speak slowly so his stuttering wouldn’t give the joke away. Since someone had to remain with the body my great-grandfather had to stay in the shack for the rest of the night, and he made that worker stay with him. For the rest of his life that worker refered to himself as “Devil”, and that’s what my grandmother called him in her stories.
TheSpanishInquisition about 13 years ago
Monty, calm down and get yourself a cup of “tea, Earl grey, hot”.
hossblacksilver about 13 years ago
And when the mask was pulled away, Monty’s battery was dead.