Monty by Jim Meddick for January 25, 2013
Transcript:
A cat hair lands on your ball and you predict a javelin injury to the head?! Wait! I truly do see danger in your future! Oh, ok. Sure. What other gross residue is smudged on that disgusting ball of your? Potato salad! I... I see you severely injured by potato salad! Please! Don't go! Crazy old loon! She needs to get some @#$@#$ Windex, man! She... I swear, I notified my dispatcher about the rear latch!... I swear on a stack of Bibles!
tattooedcyberidiot almost 12 years ago
Classic.
heavenspresent almost 12 years ago
what kind of [sic] twisted
frumdebang almost 12 years ago
At least it wasn’t coleslaw. That’ll get right into your airway.
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Too funny.
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Buried in an unexpected avalanche of potato salad cans? Poor Monty; I hope he survives and recovers fully. He should not have scorned Madame Avenir’s warning!
AlexPK85 almost 12 years ago
MONTY DON’T GO TO THE NEXT TRACK MEET!
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 12 years ago
What a way to go.
htownkev almost 12 years ago
Luv it!
twatt2011 almost 12 years ago
do you think he’ll sue for free potato salad for life?
Coyoty Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Monty’s been poorly dispatched.
Ink blot Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Both Monty and Wizard of Id have run fortune teller arcs for several days. A coincidence seems unlikely. What gives? Did Hart challenge Meddick, or vise versa? Do they share a fortune teller, and did the fortune teller tell them to do fortune-teller arcs at the same time? Regardless, it makes for an interesting comparison of styles.
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
that mayonaise will kill you one way or another
superflash almost 12 years ago
Another classic! Oh, the humanity….
Manitobaman almost 12 years ago
Mad magazine did something similar to this many years ago. Guy was at a fortune teller and she predicted all kinds of weird stuff and as he walked out the door a sign fell on him, a truck lost control and headed straight for him….can’t remember what all….