Monty by Jim Meddick for August 18, 2019

Just looking, Thank You

“ ‘owse got a boil on the bum, then?”

If Monty’s love life is any consideration, he ain’t looking for the condom section.

No. He doesn’t look like a fun guy.

Looks more like the “Employees Mocking Customers” section.

I once had to ask advice for something for an embarrassing problem. T’wasn’t easy….

BETTY! WHAT’S THE PRICE ON EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS!

“Wrong” declares Monty, “I happen to be looking for the anal itch cream.”.

Grocery stores have cards in the stores telling which aisle to find various products. Why don’t drugstores?

Then there are the situations where someone has got you to pick up their embarrassing products for them.

“Oh, hey, how ya doin’ [pat pat]. Lemme shake your hand [shake shake] [breathe breathe breathe]. I’m lookin’ for the Leprosy Creme…”

Bill Engvall Little girl narrow pads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjTR44Os6aM

<< Cackle! >>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JgYuQ4hLxo

You’re outnumbered, Monty. Buy a tube of toothpaste (the normal kind) and leave!

After all of the off-color discussions I had in college and with my friends after graduation, and then buying personal products for my wife and daughter, no product sold in stores is embarrassing any more.

It always surprises me to learn that any adult beyond a certain age (30’s perhaps) could still be embarrassed by something like this.

Then again, Monty isn’t just any adult. :-)

“programme”? “technicolour”? “willie”? Uh, you’re not from around here, are you?(spoken without a cockney accent)

Hey how come the pharmacist gets eyes behind his glasses?! Monty never does lol