Monty by Jim Meddick for October 28, 2019

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    nitromicro  about 5 years ago

    Elmo sad and doesn’t like you.

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    walstib Premium Member about 5 years ago

    My grandson went as Elmo to early Trick or Treating yesterday, but I didn’t tickle him.

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    ccomebacktour  about 5 years ago

    RED-room !

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    ccomebacktour  about 5 years ago

    Not SESAME, ELM STREET !

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    nosirrom  about 5 years ago

    Heard this interesting ghost story the other day.

    https://www.thisamericanlife.org/319/and-the-call-was-coming-from-the-basement/prologue-0

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    And you know what else, Jarvis? It is kind of cold in here so I’m just going to pull the covers up over my head…

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    ljfrat  about 5 years ago

    The scariest line ever, “Whose hand was I holding?”……. Courtesy of the “Haunting of Hill House”.

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    ChessPirate  about 5 years ago

    “Those aren’t pillows!” – Steve Martin

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Shades of Shirley Jackson.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Poor Jarvis, sleeping on the floor!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

    Sometimes they just knock on walls. I’ve got one of those and it seems to be situated in the apartment next to me. Might help to keep it empty. I’m not afraid of any ghost.

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Shut your yap and go to sleep with your Elmo stuffy, Little Master. Jarvis has to adjust his long, lanky frame to sleeping on the hardwood floor….

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    Snoots  about 5 years ago

    Seems a perfect chance for Jarvis to exercise some random educational foolery. (Scratch the floor repeatedly.) “Jarvis! Did you hear that?” “Hear what, sir?”

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    Frankie5466  about 5 years ago

    When I first saw Elmo I thought fleshy was going to be involved. Remember when he drove Monty crazy constantly playing with the Elmo puppet?

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