Monty by Jim Meddick for November 26, 2019

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Totally justified.

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t tell him that we do a similar turkey dinner for Christmas. He’d flip!

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    sheilag  almost 5 years ago

    Moondog doesn’t eat poultry any other time of year? Just Thanksgiving? :-P

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    FassEddie  almost 5 years ago

    -Dog! There’s always pizza! Papa John’s makes a great BBQ chicken…wait.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    At least he’s kind to pretend

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    monya_43  almost 5 years ago

    I can see it now. Moondog is going to get busted because he lied. Poor Pilsner and his bird sensitivities and issues.

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    yangeldf  almost 5 years ago

    what would you have him do, eat another mammal? You know a human is about as closely related to a pig or cow as a parrot is to a turkey right?

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    becida  almost 5 years ago

    Show him rotisserie chickens at the store…

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    Snoots  almost 5 years ago

    So don’t eat turkey this year; opt for parrot

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    You’ll be busted when you come home with turkey on your breath.

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    Gerard:D  almost 5 years ago

    Tell the bird you are eating Tofurky. Maybe not, the bird may want to eat it too, and then if he likes it you’ll have a cannibal bird on your home.

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    claudia.sawyer  almost 5 years ago

    I have thrown bird carcasses out onto the patio, and observed birds (including robins) pecking at it.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Attaboy, Moonie! Don’t let that bossy little bird lead you around on a leash! You wanna eat turkey? Eat turkey! Better still, do it right in front of Pilsner, whiny little snowflake parakeet!

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    WDD  almost 5 years ago

    There are predatory birds that eat other birds.

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