Monty by Jim Meddick for March 01, 2020

Nomm, nomm, nomm….

Just one day harder making it to March this year.

Just don’t buy it. It works.

I recently tasted HONEY-barbecue chips for the first time. I may never eat anything else again!!

Should’ve covered the chip packet with with last Sunday’s left over WD-40. Lack grip, packet slip, no chip.

The trick is to replace them with something less addictive like heroin or cocaine.

If I’ve resolved not to eat something, I find it easier not to have any in the house. Of course, the more people you live with, the harder that is.

They’re not good BBQ potato chips if they’re not Grippo’s.

A couple of years ago Krogers came out with a limited offering of Maple Bacon flavored chips. I was instantly addicted they were so delicious. But alas they were a limited run and were soon gone. I searched every store in town to no avail and when I asked a store manager about them she just smiled and said they were the most popular ever offered but had no idea if they would return. I still hopefully haunt the chip aisle when I shop. I really hated those people for doing that to me.

Monty needs to comfort himself after those omens from this week.

I once made it 1 week without any Lay’s Salt & Vinegar potato chips…

He set the bar pretty low with that resolution.

Potatoepotato, no diff!

The spirit was willing but the flesh was weak. And besides, I couldn’t think of another technicality like last week’s….