Monty by Jim Meddick for March 29, 2020

Gee, what gave it away?

“I think I see the problem. You have brake levers but no brakes or cables. They’re kinda necessary.”

No, I called to schedule a brake installation. And I’ll need a new front wheel.

He also needs a good talking to. Don’t ride a bike without brakes!

Good workout

Good thing he was wearing a helmet.

He just needs some help from Jef the Cyclist.

Good thing that door stopped him.

She was going down the road

doing 90 miles an hour

when the chain on her bicycle broke.

She slipped in the grass

the sprocket up her a**

and her b**bs played Dixie on the spokes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anvyMklP3rs

Who puts a glass store front at the bottom of a hill?

Go back to the old Single Speed bikes. They always had working brakes!

Traffic permitting, you can always try curving back until you’re pointing uphill again.

I once got hit by a car because my brakes didn’t work when they were wet (a fact I did not know beforehand.) Got sent flying at least 20 feet, fortunately I landed on my backpack which absorbed the impact so I only had a few small bruises to show for it.

Lucky guess.

Without breaks, a rider might end up breaking something.

You know, a really interesting exercise in visual communication is to hand someone a sheet of paper and a pencil and ask them to draw what a bicycle frame looks like.

Who but our messed-up Monty would ride a brake-deficient bike on a downhill route to the Bike Shop?! Sheesh!