Monty by Jim Meddick for March 09, 2021

Looks like Sedgie is ready to re-enter society.

I hope you’re insured for when King Pig steps on a few kids by mistake.

Can you imagine the concession stand to feed this animal.

Looks like no power for internet: blueprints, t square rulers, oil lamp, and adding machine.

That’s typical. Thinking of monetary gains not of the animal.

Isn’t there any laws/statutes saying largest variation of swine allowed in our country is politicians …or was that largest rats allowed ?

And just like that, he follows in there foot steps.

I just don’t want the square meter that’s directly under the tail…

I just don’t want the square meter that’s directly under the tail…

I’m afraid that Sedgie has a bright future ahead of him.

“NOW you’re John Hammond…”

Don’t forget the profits for those giant food pellet sacks you’ll be selling.

Geez, you could just skin it and spread it out flat for people to pet. :)

And who gets to clean up after it?

He’s aiming for a Netflix series The Guinea Pig King.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2021/03/08/cow-cuddle-sanctuary-covid/

Jurassic King Pig Park. And who is going to shovel up behind him?

More useless trivia from my endless store thereof: Nobody knows where the name “guinea pig” comes from. The critters themselves aren’t from Guinea, nor are they closely related to pigs.

They’re totally adorable, tho, with the world’s sweetest dispositions.

Sedgie is being very practical, from his own POV. Of course, he is the very worst embodiment of a capitalist….