Monty by Jim Meddick for August 20, 2021

Remind me not to invite her to my Luau.

We still have A MAJOR PROBLEM with Cultural appropriation!!!! Ghetto urchin here is restricted to weeney roasts and campfire marshmallows. And don’t let me see you sneak in any Grey Poupon.

As an actual Hawaiian I have one thing to say:

Where’s the beer Monty?! CHEEEEEEHOOOOOO!

You’ll pay for this – better go put your PIN number into the ATM machine and get some money.

The first part was pretty good, but I’m surprized Monty believed the Hawaiians have a “god of male sexual inadequacy.” Does any actual religion have that?

Well, she gave a good jerk to Monte’s chain. Got him going about the inadequacy.

‘Party Party’ sounds awesome. Throw in soiree (Fr) and fiesta (Sp) to make it a party party party party.

To be fair, Hawai’i is roughly halfway between Taiwan and Wisconsin…

Master Shifu is technically Master Master.

Not sure if one can say Taiwan anymore for fear of offending China. The Olympics required it be called Chinese Taipei.

I am of Greek background, and we will force you to appropriate our culture.

I can relate. When I was a teacher, I showed a comical cartoon about a Chinese restaurant. A student (whom I later found out was Phillipino) came up to me and said: “Mr. ******, that offends me – I’m part Asian!” He had me sweating until he told me he was just joking!

The Small Kahunas?

I suspect she’s actually the Goddess of Male Sexual Inadequacy, wilting male totems at every encounter.

where did he find girls to attend?

ATM machine, GOP party, please RSVP, tuna fish, etc.

I wonder if Monty is a virgin?

Ha-ha. It’s pretty well known that no tribe has ever “erected” a totem to a god of sexual inadequacy. :)

I like her…..

Well played, Miss Half-Taiwanese. But, then, Monty is such an easy target!

And for Sahara Desert, “Sahara” is Arabic for “desert.”