Monty by Jim Meddick for December 31, 2021

“Oh, here. Lemme flip that for you so you can see it better.”

I wonder if Meddick is ever going to let poor Monty have a decent girlfriend?! He hasn’t had a gf since officer McCalley and that was back in 2014!

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2014/03/19

Even Jon Arbuckle finally got a girl!

Passive aggressive buds

The thing with reverse psychology is, Murphy’s Law comes into play when you try to reverse-reverse it.

Sideways is for the horse you rode in on.

So, this guy has to get up early for work. His wife stays up to watch TV. When she gets in bed, she wakes him and he can’t get back to sleep. Not good. One day, he says to her ’’I’m off to bed my love, wake me when you’re ready, and we’ll make wild love, like we were kids again.’’

Now, she slips into bed as soft and quiet as a baby’s breath. That’s reverse pyschology.

Which is the middle finger when you have only four?

Sometimes you just have to accept that someone never has liked you, and never will. Move on.

Of course, in a comic strip, you need recurring gags. In which case, disregard.

This arc is already getting old. Bring back Sedgewick.

I am surprised Monty’s neighbours don’t already have restraining orders out on him. And by “neighbours” I mean “neighbourhood.”

He’s just not that into you, dude.

Cut to the chase, Dude. Going or not going? Whatever you choose don’t expect a repeat invite.

Get over it Monty, you’d either be a wallflower all night or the guy who gets too drunk and passes out in the punch.

He should use his pinky finger; “When you don’t care enough to give the very best”

So… not invited?

You can’t hear this? Let me turn it up for ya.

Genius.

Parker says, “I’m using a Reverse Third-finger Salute, doofus!”