Can’t hide until the sparkler burns out anyway.
Sparklers are practical for lighting the fuses.
Poke him with the sparkler and he’ll see what a good weapon they make.
“Sparklers are the leading cause of fireworks-related injuries, experts say” Is the head-line on a local news website. You can’t buy sparklers in Massachusetts.
Time for good swift kick in the nether region for the wannabe DI.
Regarding Massachusetts and fireworks….
We’ve had 3 good rainstorms in the last few days, maybe the morons won’t start any wildfires this year.
Doesn’t help to warn these dopes, that just increases the attraction.
I remember playing with sparklers when I was a child and I also remember the sparks hurt a little bit but we all played with them. It was fun.
Good god, this militia man turned fireworks salesman is incredibly annoying.
I say aim that rocket at his jeep.
I don’t think Monty can run or hide
…and I’ll bet Monty is eating a turkey Hot Dog, too!
Save the hot dog and throw the sparkler in the street.
How will this series culminate?!
I wonder if you can write your name with a rocket? Unlit sparklers don’t work. :)
That last panel made me laugh out loud.
Monty. It’s due time to smash his face.
Or get your face smashed and sue.
Run Monty, RUN!!!!
Throw it at him and yell Catch!
Get ’em, Sarge! Monty is way too blasé about disobeying orders! Gotta have discipline in the force!
He may not be able to hide, but I’m not sure he’s even able to run.
Enter.Name.Here about 1 year ago
Can’t hide until the sparkler burns out anyway.
Imagine about 1 year ago
Sparklers are practical for lighting the fuses.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member about 1 year ago
Poke him with the sparkler and he’ll see what a good weapon they make.
MRBLUESKY529 about 1 year ago
“Sparklers are the leading cause of fireworks-related injuries, experts say” Is the head-line on a local news website. You can’t buy sparklers in Massachusetts.
bikamper about 1 year ago
Time for good swift kick in the nether region for the wannabe DI.
Redd Panda about 1 year ago
Regarding Massachusetts and fireworks….
We’ve had 3 good rainstorms in the last few days, maybe the morons won’t start any wildfires this year.
Doesn’t help to warn these dopes, that just increases the attraction.
morningglory73 Premium Member about 1 year ago
I remember playing with sparklers when I was a child and I also remember the sparks hurt a little bit but we all played with them. It was fun.
Kymberleigh about 1 year ago
Good god, this militia man turned fireworks salesman is incredibly annoying.
I say aim that rocket at his jeep.
MPR about 1 year ago
I don’t think Monty can run or hide
WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago
…and I’ll bet Monty is eating a turkey Hot Dog, too!
drivingfuriously Premium Member about 1 year ago
Save the hot dog and throw the sparkler in the street.
mpolo11 Premium Member about 1 year ago
How will this series culminate?!
Impkins Premium Member about 1 year ago
I wonder if you can write your name with a rocket? Unlit sparklers don’t work. :)
Spoonbone about 1 year ago
That last panel made me laugh out loud.
Guybrush Threepwood about 1 year ago
Monty. It’s due time to smash his face.
Or get your face smashed and sue.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Run Monty, RUN!!!!
Yakety Sax about 1 year ago
Throw it at him and yell Catch!
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Get ’em, Sarge! Monty is way too blasé about disobeying orders! Gotta have discipline in the force!
LocoEngr about 1 year ago
He may not be able to hide, but I’m not sure he’s even able to run.