Monty by Jim Meddick for January 06, 2024

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 11 months ago

    Other things to be skeptical of: basically any form of woo, rumors, fads, conspiracy theories, extraordinary claims, or anything at all based on the world’s worst method of decision-making, namely faith. That notably includes religion but also other fanaticisms and delusions such as imperialism, racism, quackery, reincarnation, ghosts, spiritism, fortune telling, palm reading, mind reading, precognition, psychokinesis, homeopathy, astrology, objectivism, numerology, “miracle” cures, ESP, UFOs, creationism, climate-change denial, ritual satanic child abuse, anti-vax movements, a host of superstitions, personality cults, jingoism, perpetual motion, climate-change denial, election denial, dowsing, insurance scams, Ponzi schemes, acupuncture, aroma therapy, biorhythms, magic crystals, facilitated communication, chi energy, conversion therapy, graphology, hypnosuggestion, phrenology, eugenics, crop circles, 9/11 trutherism, Chinese traditional “medicine”, feng shui, and the insidious brain parasite that leads people to endlessly obsess over anyone named Kardashian.

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    mokspr Premium Member 11 months ago

    And the scary thing is, she’s still got a better accuracy rate than most political polls!

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    Imagine  11 months ago

    Fox News literally had a Psychic reading cards for Trump. The card she pulled was “The Grim Reaper”. First time I ever considered believing in psychics.

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    Doug K  11 months ago

    He’s in (been thrown for) a loop.

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    F-Flash  11 months ago

    your 1st clue that it’s a sham is the $15 crystal ball fee.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 11 months ago

    The following statement is true! The previous statement is false!

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    Redd Panda  11 months ago

    Considering my success with PandaCoins , I have decided to expand into the field of religion.

    We will soon open our first “Temple of the Red Panda”. Now, it’s easy to join and not a lot of fuss to be a member. Just swing by the temple and give the doorman (Me) some money and you’ll receive your genuine membership card, prayer book and secret decoder ring. That’s all there is to it!

    Obligations? Have to go to temple on certain days? Nope. No need. Our God knows what you’re thinking and you don’t need to waste time and gas, going somewhere to talk to her. Rules of membership? Just be good to yourself and others. For bonus Karma, you can adopt a stray animal or child to live with you. One solid rule, you must vote in all elections.

    I look forward to seeing you and your friends. Redd.

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    Kroykali  11 months ago

    Kirk: “Everything Harry tells you is a lie.” Harry: “Listen carefully Norman. I am lying.”

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    kartis  11 months ago

    Did you hear about the clairvoyant who sued her hospital for negligently doing a CAT scan that she said caused her to lose her psychic powers? Initially she got judgement but it was thrown out on appeal; the court said if she was psychic she would have see it coming.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Monty, better consult the Psychic Hotline before this goes any further. They are waiting for your call!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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    C wolfe  11 months ago

    “Everything I say is a lie.”

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Monty is easy to impress.

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    Sisyphos  11 months ago

    Yesterday I called Monty gullible. Today, add to that easily addled….

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