Monty by Jim Meddick for March 12, 2025

Actually, he’s saying,‘less talk and more fish,twerp’.

I thought it said

“So long, and thanks for all the fish”

Some people (just) hear what they want to hear.

They call him Flipper.

I got a C note he never washes that hand.

No, it said “Come sleep with the fishes”, twerp".

Makes as much sense as most Republican economic study methodologies.

That’s what it sounded like to me, too.

Sedgewick has found his porpoise in life

Dolphin said, " That’s the most obnoxious kid I ever met".

Students & homeowners should get the lowest rates. It’s a safer bet than corporate buyouts, which should be charged to the max.

I want the Fed to raise interest rates by a .5% , I can live off interest on my T-Bills if the interest rate is high

The dolphin is an idiot!!! With Trump’s Terrible Taxing Tariffs inflation is about to break out again and The FED needs to increase by at least 100 basis points!!!

“Your mother dresses you funny.” Wise dolphin. :)

Sedgie, hand feed the Hammerhead

Sedgie, it’s illegal having a Dolphin, I’m ratting you out!

I’m sure the dolphin said something about “My friend, the witch doctor…”

Actually, dolphin hearing is rather different from ours, though on a similar scale mapping frequency to audibility—except much higher, so that a human’s 350 CPS would be perceived, if heard at all, as a faint deep rumble.

Smart Dolphin

Ah yes. Sedgwick haters. I know the moment I see his rather uncomfortable physiognomy – anger will bloom. How come?