MythTickle by Justin Thompson for January 29, 2024

What a tangled web we weave.

You realize he is in swatting distance?

Here, oblong spheroid…have a bite of lithium grass…

Whoever heard of a skinny panda! You iz jist fine, my lil black & white pal!!!

Had a client like that. You would spend time with a friend to bring them out of a funk, and after they were responding and getting a smile on their face, he would say something that would crash them worse then when we started. Turned out he had a brain tumor and died from inhaling too much fiberglass dust. Cause and effect.

Go ahead, depress him again.

Anansi being raven.

What’s wrong with being round? It’s a very appropriate look for a Panda.

Not nice!

Buțțhead…Fear not, my fine, furry friend! Inflated is as you should be.

Compare yourself not to the fragile fineness of the fiend’s extremities, for your’s is a much broader reach, and thus requires superior stores to activate. Why, a single swipe of your mighty appendage could render him unto his component parts.

Thou art flawless in your being. Revel in it.

You’re not helping, Anansi.

The earth itself has 2 poles, but he magnetic field has gradations in strength and orientation. The extreme duality currently popular in human cultures isn’t universal even now and doesn’t seem to have always been present, though of course that’s impossible to prove. Nature does not have Good and Evil, that seems to be a human invention.

Anansi would love to get a nice vacation on the Discworld.