Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for May 10, 2023

Oddjob from Goldfinger is not amused.

Considering that kids get free admission, it’s surprising that there are none in the audience.

Maybe they feel the same way that Nancy does about this “sport”.

Me has hears of rat race but first time me see hat race.

More like ‘derby roller’ than ‘roller derby’ amiright, Ernie?

I feel Nancy would grow up to be a derby girl.

Why is this making me laugh out loud?

Ladies and Gentlemen, Jim Croce…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnNr96XWLKI

Nancy would probably think more of the sport if a young Raquel Welch and her fellow Kansas City Bombers teammates jumped into the field.

Timing is everything,Nancy!

He’s going to get run over by the roller skaters.

This is a new sport, chase the fedora.

It is not the roller derby I used to watch years ago