Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 20, 2010

Yea well that’s ONE way to look at it I suppose.

Hhmmm, my father was an undertaker…..

Looking at the green side of sod is better than the dark side.

The grass is always greener over the other side.

Everybody needs a nice quiet place to relax.

if that is his benchmark, he can have it! and no spammer yet?

When he met your mother did he take ‘er under?

traditional Irish marriage proposal:

“Would you like to be buried with my people?”

“Always look on the bright side of life” as the Monty Python song goes.

And yet so close to death.

Everyday above ground is a good day!

as long as my elbow aint touching the sides of a box, its a good day. Now move the chair you’re blocking my sun.

I live next to a graveyard - some of the quietest neighbors I ever had!

A park with funny rocks.

Are they dying to get in there?

Aren’t they the generic couple that used to live naked in the woods out of their car and then moved into the cave? Perhaps they are on vacation? Come on Wiley, give them a name!

Have a cemetery near by. It has a short wall around most of it. On the outside of that wall is a gravestone. Name on the gravestone (in BIG!) letters?? “GUEST” ! (It happens to be a local name; but it still looks funny there!)

Maybe today is agood day to die.

Always feels great when you hang out with a bunch of stoned folks. More alive somehow.

I would find that too stark, but I was sewing out in the garden yesterday and slept wiith the window open - mockingbirds singing in the middle of the night, don’t mind being wakened by such lovely song; all the birds are chattering now - about time to fix breakfast ;-) Enjoy!

interesting plot twist Wiley….

A little levity in life is not a bad thing.

Unfortunately, for many cities, that’s the only green place left.

it’s all about perspective.

One of the prettiest views around town is the one from the church cemetery .

Those two have a grave outlook if you ask me.

Here they are . And think, people are just dying to get there.

They could send postcards of the place to all of their friends saying “Wish you were here.” Hmm, maybe they should be sending that to their enemies instead…

Lay out in the sun at a cemetery. It must be very spooky in daylight! I rather not to do that at the cemetery.

Hey, get off of me!

Hello Dogsniff Vexatron1984 there is a book named “Wish you you were here**, characters recieve those postcards about a day before they are murdered.

That would be an unpleasant lawn to mow.

Wildmustang, it’s even spookier at night.

Is that the Graevsyte’s back yard?

There’s a saying that “In a land of blind people, the one-eyed man is king.” Does the same logic apply to a living man in a cemetery?

R_Noonan63 said: “(…) Wonder if the FBI would raid my house if I sent a Postcard like that to Obama???”

Doubtful. Presidential security is handled by the U.S. Secret Service. Their policy, last I heard, is to pay a low-key visit to anyone who threatens the President, assess the threat, and then either ask the local law enforcement to keep an eye on them or refer the case to a local or state prosecutor for further investigation. If a criminal case can be made, only then will the FBI become involved to make an arrest if necessary.

Murphy: “When I die, would you honor my memory by pouring a bottle of my favorite whiskey on my grave?”

Me: “Of course my friend. Would you mind if I drink it first?”