Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 16, 2011

Is American dental care really that bad?

This diner must be in Florida, the retirement state.

One word, Barry … Polident.

Glues those things back in!

Gums don’t kill people…..people kill people.

You’ll get my gum when you pry it from my cold, dead teeth.

this joke seems toothless to me!

Suckers!

Dadgummmmmmit

You can’t handle the tooth!

Ha ha, I can gum it to death. lol

cool, wm. about as aesthetically balanced as having yahoos wear their arms to assert their rights.

25% of people over 65 wear dentures, Should have listened to Mother and became a dentist rather than a senior’s sex therapist.

Lewreader, that would be 8 yrs of college, plus having to buy into a practice. It would take you a long time to break even. Therapist on the other hand?

I agree Potrzebie. Unlike a starting dentist, Lew probably already has all the “equipment” needed for a therapy practice.

Last I heard, arms were standard issue. One left, one right. If that’s not aesthetically balanced, I don’t know what is. :-)

@JFri

There is a link between periodontitis and stroke, myocardial infarction and atherosclerosis.

Soooo, I guess gums can kill

masterful pen work. Wiley is a national treasure.

It’s part of the new molarity movement.

Bi-cracky!

Wiley, fabulous art and congratulations on getting the “best” puns out of your audience! Talk about oneupmanship!

Then there’s gut control, guilt control, bun control, sun control, Hun control….spin, stun, un, fun, lung, grin, crumb………..etc.

And Keep up the good work FishStix. You’ll get into the liars club yet.

The real problem with “gum” control is getting your pants stuck to the underside of the counter.

Wonderful Wiley!! And the punsters are out in force and delightful!

We need better gum control in our churches! (There are already plenty out there who insist on the right to bare arms…)

the right to bare arms? Well then - rip off their sleeves.

Gum control …. yet another law with no teeth in it.

Toothless? You oughta see my mouth.

If my taxes go to pay for other people’s artificial teeth, does that make me an indentured servant?

^ x2

When I was little, I didn’t think it was fair that I couldn’t take my teeth out at night like my grandma did!

And in order to exercise their constitutional rights, Americans all rushed out and bought all the gum they could stuff into their mouths and suffocated.

You people are scaring me with the puns.